I, Zhu Gangxi, was Marshal Tianpeng in charge of Tianhe's 80,000 navy troops in my previous life, and in this life I am a recognized useless pig teammate in the scripture collection team.
The whole three worlds laughed at me for teasing Chang'e after a drunken peach feast, destroying my future and being demoted to earth, and mistakenly reborn as a pig and became a monster. They laughed at me for following Monk Tang to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West. I was lazy, greedy and lustful all the time. When something happened, I would just break up and go back to Gaolaozhuang. When fighting, I relied on Sun Wukong to take the blame.
But they didn't know that this demotion was a scene performed by the Jade Emperor and I.
I am the secret supervisor of the scripture collection project personally appointed by Heaven. I am demoted and secretly sent down to earth with pay. My core task is to keep an eye on the layout of Buddhism, record the distribution of longevity resources in Xiniu and Hezhou, and secretly report every move of the scripture collection team to Heaven.
Others learn scriptures by practicing through tribulations, but I learn scriptures by traveling on paid business trips and fishing at public expense.
In the end, everyone else became Buddhas and Arhats. Only I, with the sinecure as the envoy of the Pure Altar and the military power of the Tianpeng Marshal, became the ultimate winner in all three realms: heaven, Buddhism, the mortal world, and the demon world.
After all, no matter what Buddhist status or chess game in the Three Realms, they are nothing compared to a hot meal, a good night's sleep, and a paid business trip that guarantees profit without loss.
