SystemFunnySurvival/DeathDihuaNot the Holy Mother
A contract from the devil.
My name is Lin Ye, and I have a small goal: to die at the hands of Naruto.
For this goal, I work hard to die.
Seeing Iwa Ninja, I lay down and said, "Here, give me a good time!" As a result, the system came online and forced me to kill three times.
When I saw the Konoha ninjas, I raised my hand: "I'm one of you, catch me!" As a result, the system asked me to save them and blow up a stronghold by the way.
When I saw Hanzo, I yelled, "You're a bad old man!" As a result, he burst into tears and said, "My confidant! You will be the second-in-command of Yuyin Village!"
Seeing the Sannin, I taunted wildly: "Are you talking about cross talk?" As a result, they bowed their heads and bowed: "Master, please accept us as your disciples!"
Me: "..."
System, I beg you, please stop rewarding me. If you continue to be strong, not to mention Naruto, even Kaguya will have to give me a scrape when she comes!