Ye Fan, a modern diaosi social animal, traveled through the Tang Dynasty in one sleep, and was bound to a cheating system that allowed him to return home if he committed suicide.
In order to be beheaded by Li Shimin and return home as soon as possible, he risked his life:
They opened iron mines privately, collected breathing taxes, built iron bastards, sang about drunken concubines, threatened to blow up factories, and even dared to build tofu railways.
I thought I would definitely die, but everyone in the Tang Dynasty thought about the monster:
Li Shimin: He is bearing the humiliation and carrying a heavy burden to collect weapons for the country!
Wei Zheng: It seems absurd, but it is actually a good strategy for the ages!
Princess Changle: Brother Governor is so awesome!
The more serious the attempt is to commit suicide, the more intense the praise will be; if the rebellion fails, the official will be promoted to three levels.
His wish for death failed, but instead he was forced to carry out the industrial revolution, lay railroads, and build steam engines, which forcibly turned the Zhenguan period into an industrial prosperity.
Ye Fan collapsed and roared:
"Li Er! I really just want to die! Don't force me to build the Tang Dynasty again!"
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Li Shimin's KTV consumption will be charged to my account, remember to send two fruit plates as a gift