My name is Lu Jingyao, and I am dead.
Good news: I passed away and arrived in the legendary paradise world.
Bad news: This place is called "The Other Side Group". You have to clock in at work, have KPIs, and merit points will be deducted.
Manjushri Bodhisattva is my boss and asked me to use the "Four Seals" to analyze the PPT about the sharp decline in good thoughts in the world;
Maitreya Buddha fished for troubled fish in the cafeteria, and Guanyin Bodhisattva paid in installments to buy a jade purification bottle;
Jin Chanzi applied to descend to earth for the eleventh time, and the reason was changed from "to save all sentient beings" to "to investigate the hot pot industry in the world";
As for me, my merit points are about to run out, so I can only go to the Karma Logistics Center to move bricks - I sent the "lottery winning" to the wrong person with my hand.
Seniors told me that the most profitable thing is "protecting the Dharma": you go down to earth to protect a practitioner, and you get a commission based on how much merit he cultivates.
There is an Arhat who protects the same mortal for seven lives, and his merit account balance is enough to become a Buddha.
I looked at my merit card: 3 points left.
Now the question arises - is it still too late to take on a Dharma protection project?