Everyone’s favorite + tearing apart cliches + a slightly deranged heroine + nearly invincible
Anthropomorphism + entirely created to suit my own tastes + elementary-school-level writing + character derailment possible at any time, so don’t read if that bothers you
The secret to how I became successful today
I owe it to discipline and the rod
To getting used to hardship and chaff
So I can make it in this world without getting hurt
That day
I suddenly saw the light
I pushed through the panic of being shoved
I held back the slap coming at me
I learned to do it just right
I raised my hand in excitement
I snatched away its rod
I spent my whole life praising them
They taught me well
