A brainless and funny article. After a day of work, let's relax.
Lin Feng traveled through the wilderness and became a red gourd with nine scattered souls.
Facing the ferocious beasts that kill people everywhere, he determined to be an earthly homebody: "As long as I dig deep, the way of heaven will also be a passerby!"
So he built an air-raid shelter hundreds of thousands of feet underground, farmed the land, played mahjong, and lived a retired life isolated from the world.
Until one day, Lin Feng took a shovel and smashed something.
"Ding! You smashed the Heavenly Spirit Cap of the Ferocious Beast Emperor Shen Ni, and the other party went crazy!"
Lin Feng was horrified: "Damn it! Are you touching the porcelain? Bai Zhi, hurry up and run away overnight with the mountain on your shoulders!"
From then on, the prehistoric style of painting completely deviated.
Hongjun: "Fellow Taoist Lin can lead to calamity with one shovel. The old Taoist admires this layout!"
Luo Hu: "Who used the emperor's blood to fertilize my earth veins? Lin Feng, you are going too far to deceive the devil!"
Bai Zhi: "Village chief, all the powerful people in the world are kneeling at the door to pay the rent!"
Lin Feng said with a sad face: "I'm really not a boss, I'm just a decorator. Can you stop attacking yourself?"
