Let me start with the conclusion: Never act as a love counselor for others in college!
During the day, I am the guiding light for my roommates, and at night, I am the prey surrounded by goddesses from all walks of life.
This extreme identity contrast makes me frantically test myself on the edge of life and death every day.
Target No. 1: Sister, best friend and counselor.
I taught my roommates to play hard to get.
As a result, the counselor called me to the office in the middle of the night.
Counselor (raising eyebrows): "I heard that you know how to handle women very well?"
Target No. 2: The tsundere school beauty who sleeps with men and women together.
I taught my roommates to stalk each other.
As a result, the school belle blocked me in the cafeteria every day.
School belle (biting her lip): "Would you like to hide from me again?"
Target No. 3: Shirokiri Kuro's gentle senior sister.
I taught my roommates to stay away from each other.
As a result, the senior sister forced me into a corner and took out the handcuffs.
Senior sister (smiling): "Senior brother, you can't run away."
Result: My roommate is single and I am surrounded.
He looked at the three "Come to me tonight" messages that popped up on his phone at the same time.
Lin Ye looked around at a loss: Can I stop being the adoptive father in love? !