Starting with Big Buddha, How Can You Lose?

Villain A: If I had known better than to provoke him, could you imagine the fist that covered the sky? I can imagine... Villain B: If I had known better than to rob him, can you imagine the giant Buddha that blocks out the sky and the sun? I can imagine... Villain C: I seem to be dreaming. I saw a super giant Buddha wearing purple armor and holding a 100-meter-long purple flame sword to chop me...