Protagonist's time travel + brainless cool writing + hilarious upgrades + all members breaking defenses and making explosive jokes!
Wang Dachui, 28 years old, is a writer on the Internet. He has a three-digit deposit and his Huabei is overdue.
The editor's reminder is more cruel than the curse, and the readers' curse is more annoying than Tang Monk's chanting.
After drinking a bottle of Erguotou, he opened his eyes again - he became the Monkey King, the Monkey King.
Before I had time to be happy, a mechanical voice exploded in my head:
"[Three Realms Live Broadcasting System] was successfully bound. Main mission: Gain 100,000 fans within 24 hours. Mission failed: repatriate to the original world, continue writing street stories, and interest on home loans and car loans will be calculated as usual."
Wang Dachui's pupils were shaking: "I'll broadcast it! Why don't I fucking broadcast it!"
As a result, the painting style of the Three Realms completely collapsed——
Stealing peaches? No, that's called a "food review."
Making havoc in heaven? No, that's called the "National Fitness Charity Action."
Challenge Tathagata alone? No, that's called "live PK, my family uses rockets to watch my grandson change his fate against the odds!"
Likes from fans = mana points, rewards from the top brother = new skin of the Golden Cudgel.
Nezha's Hot Wheels were changed into skateboards, the Roaring Dog was forced to wear a pink skirt for live broadcasts to deliver goods, the Jade Emperor was forced to dance "Subject Three" and lost his old waist, the Queen Mother was reported as a "personal attack" when she criticized anti-fans...
Where is this Journey to the West? It's clearly "The Immortal Transformation Plan"!
But smiling and laughing, something is starting to go wrong in the Three Realms——
Lord Annihilation sneered: "Order does not require laughter."
Buddha Wutian came and said: "All living beings are suffering, so it is better to return to peace."
Yuanshi Tianzun was furious: "The live broadcast of chaos will be banned by Heaven!"
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Reader comments
This is a novel that takes "deconstruction of myth" to the extreme. Wang Dachui's soul penetrated Sun Wukong, bound to the live broadcast system, and used spiritual stone mobile phones and modern memes to turn the three worlds upside down - stealing flat peaches is called "Food Review", fighting heavenly soldiers is called "National Fitness", and even the Jade Emperor became the second eldest brother on the list. The whole book goes from the three realms to the ancient world and then to the multiverse. Amaterasu was criticized and turned off the live broadcast, the torch of the Statue of Liberty turned into a match, and gods around the world queued up to be scolded. The whole process was online.
But what really makes this book stand out is not Wu Nao Shuang, but "Wuxingshan Night Talk". When Wukong sat at the foot of the mountain that had suppressed him for five hundred years, and said to millions of strangers, "If you are unhappy, please post it on the public screen." This book suddenly changed from a collection of funny jokes to a late-night companion. Guanyin learned to call "family", like "I understand". Everyone who has been beaten by life can find a light in this book.
Recommended to all readers who need "special treatment for unhappiness".
This is a novel that takes "deconstruction of myth" to the extreme. Wang Dachui's soul penetrated Sun Wukong, bound to the live broadcast system, and used spiritual stone mobile phones and modern memes to turn the three worlds upside down - stealing flat peaches is called "Food Review", fighting heavenly soldiers is called "National Fitness", and even the Jade Emperor became the second eldest brother on the list. The whole book goes from the three realms to the ancient world and then to the multiverse. Amaterasu was criticized and turned off the live broadcast, the torch of the Statue of Liberty turned into a match, and gods around the world queued up to be scolded. The whole process was online. But what really makes this book stand out is not Wu Nao Shuang, but "Wuxingshan Night Talk". When Wukong sat at the foot of the mountain that had suppressed him for five hundred years, and said to millions of strangers, "If you are unhappy, please post it on the public screen." This book suddenly changed from a collection of funny jokes to a late-night companion. Guanyin learned to call "family", like "I understand". Everyone who has been beaten by life can find a light in this book. Recommended to all readers who need "special treatment for unhappiness".
Good, good, good, good