Collapse of the Three Kingdoms National Fate Game, but It's Arknights

(Honkai Impact 3rd + Arknights + National Fate Game)

Kiana: Xu? You mean that taciturn guy? You’re asking why I call him that? It’s because he’s weird and doesn’t talk much, just like a sealed jar. And the worst part is, he stole my Mei! No! My Mei! Hey, wait, ow, ow, ow! Mei, I’m sorry! Stop tugging my ear! I really am sorry!

Mei: To me, Xu is just like Kiana. He was a ray of light during the darkest time in my life, although... the way we met was a little... well... unexpected...

Theresa: Our little one is so adorable. There’s no way he could be secretly scheming!

Doctor: A supersized cup! Hehe, my supersized cup! An Operator this powerful absolutely has to join my Rhodes Island! Xu is the ultimate supersized cup! Without Xu, I wouldn’t be where I am today!

Wis'adel (EW): Who? You mean him? He’s pretty nice, and he gives me food. He just won’t let me swear, but other than that, I like everything about him. Ines, you potato, what are you laughing at?! I ** (Sarkaz swear)

Xu: W.

EW: What?

Xu: No swearing.

EW: Fine, fine, I won’t swear. Damn, you short potato, what’s so funny?! Just wait till I get my hands on you! I...

Xu: W.

EW: ...