I was bound to the God of Cooking system, but there were no ingredients or ovens on the battlefield, only bullets and shell casings. The system asked me to make Beef Wellington, so I had to make do with luncheon meat and a tin bucket. I started the live broadcast to fool the mission, but the global audience thought I was filming a movie and went crazy on Rockets. Until a real rocket landed next to me, the barrage was still saying: "This special effect is awesome!" - How should I tell them that this is a real battlefield?
