After former product manager Shen Mo was laid off, he joined a food delivery company that "delivers everything."
On the first day he joined the company, he found out: the customer was an old lady who had been dead for three years, his predecessor at the work station had been "migrating data" for three years, and his boss's thermos cup was filled with an unknown black liquid.
His job is to eliminate bad reviews for Li Gui - using KPI alignment, requirements documents and logical closed loops.
The ghost wants to tickle him? He took out the timer: "Your attack frequency is too fast and does not meet the user experience specifications."
The ghost wants to eat him? He took out his PPT: "There are logical loopholes in your requirements. It is recommended to re-evaluate."
The company said: Work hard, pay the five social insurances and one housing fund as usual, and there will also be body transfer insurance if you die.
Shen Mo looked at his 2% pollution level and 36,500 days of life balance, and silently clicked on the next negative review:
"Bus No. 444, 11 Passengers, reason for negative review - the air conditioner is too cold."
He turned off his phone and said, "Okay, it's worth living.
Very good, very appetizing