Chu Changge transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the holy son of a top-tier sacred land, only to discover that he has a cauldron physique: the higher his cultivation, the sooner he'll die! To protect himself, he promptly chooses to scatter his cultivation and slack off as hard as he can. Then he unexpectedly binds himself to the Reverse Cultivation System. Any action that defies the usual rules of cultivation earns him a hundredfold positive reward.
While others meditate to absorb spiritual energy, he visits brothels to listen to music and soak in the bath. The System announces: [Host has fallen into utter depravity. Meridians widened tenfold. Reward: Chaotic Sword Body!]
While others fight tooth and nail over heavenly treasures, he feeds peerless divine pills to dogs like candy. The System announces: [Host is squandering heaven's treasures. Heaven-defying comprehension achieved. You have grasped the origin of the Great Dao!]
Determined to become a complete good-for-nothing, Chu Changge starts recklessly trying to get himself killed: he botches the sect's top cultivation manual, roasts and eats the divine beast protecting the sect, and dances on the Demon Emperor's grave.
But the cultivation manual he mangles becomes an immortal art that leads straight to the Great Dao, roasting the divine beast grants him the bloodline of a true dragon, and the Demon Emperor's remnant soul gets so furious that it immediately acknowledges him as its master.
Years later, a dark upheaval descends, and the mighty figures of the heavens are helpless. With nothing but an ordinary mortal's aura, Chu Changge yawns and smashes the source of the darkness with a single slap.
Cultivators across the internet fall to their knees and beg: “Please, Heavenly Emperor Chu, stop slacking off! You can make the whole world invincible with a mere twitch of your finger!”
