Good news: I have bound the mythical beast breeder system and started with three ancient mythical beasts!
Bad news: these three mythical beasts look more like Lao Liu than the last!
Scene 1: I asked Listening (Xiao Hei) to monitor the enemy's battle plan.
Result: It brought back the specific location of the private money of more than a hundred enemy people and their sleep talks last night.
Me (crazy): "What I want is military information! Not gossip!"
Xiao Hei (wagging his tail excitedly): "Boss, fuck him! It's enough for us to live for a year!"
Scenario 2: A strong enemy is coming. I ask the white tiger (Xiaobai) to pretend to be defeated and lure the enemy deeper. .
Result: It slapped the opponent and even the magic weapon into the ground, making it impossible to dig it out.
Me (speechless): "What about the acting you promised?"
Xiaobai (cold): "This kind of trash is not worthy of being played by me."
Scene 3: I asked Taotie (little Taotie) to "empty" the other party's granary.
It drooled and rushed out.
Result: It not only ate the granary, but also packed up and swallowed the enemy's mountain guard formation, the main hall of the sect, and the huts.
Me (covering my face): "Please, leave some underwear for me!"
Leading this mythical beast demolition team, I feel like I am getting further and further away from ascension...
Now, the whole sect thinks that I am a hidden master of beast control, pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger.
Even the daughter of the sect master came to the door holding her dying ice phoenix.
Help! I really am not! I'm just a handyman who wants to shovel shit in peace! This misunderstanding is huge!
