Am I Not Supposed to Be a Blond? Why Do They All Want to Keep Me?

Xu Que, a liberal arts graduate who had repeated his final year twice, planned to get a factory job and coast through the rest of his life. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of a blond punk and, from the start, got arrested by a beautiful policewoman at the scene of a gang fight.

He thought that was as bad as it could get, but then he found out that this body belonged to the real young master of the wealthy Long family, who had been missing for years. They offered him a thousand yuan a month, as if they were tossing a few coins to a beggar.

Reunite with the family? Forget it. The original owner waited until the day he died and they never came. Xu Que wasn’t about to grovel for them on his behalf.

He had no interest in competing with that fake young master, a scheming little white lotus, for their affection.

All he wanted was to start livestreaming with his buddies and seize every opportunity he’d missed in his past life: shouting into a microphone, eating fast food, Chelsea boots, the Qinghai dance, all of it.

He’d get all the young punks back on their feet and help them reach the top of the world.

But his three older sisters started acting strangely, showing up one after another and looking at him in increasingly unsettling ways.

“I’m just a blond punk. Why are you trying to keep me as a pet?”

Xu Que wanted to run, but it seemed he was already too late.