Open Your Eyes to See the World? No! Help!

(Rubbing slowly by hand, no AI required, mainly because I'm too old to use it!) Open your eyes and see the world! You will find different scenery and culture, but you cannot open both eyes. In fact, it is best to open one, because the other can be closed to receive the iron fist of your wife's love! "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurant Chang Wei hid in the village grain drying field in the middle of the night and sobbed. A dozen young men who had gone out to secretly fall in love heard the village chief's bitter cry, and they all shook their heads in pity. "Village Chief~ You are still married after all. I am 21 and still have no partner. I am even worse!" "Yes, village chief. There are many single girls in our village. Please help us find a solution." Chang Wei wiped away his tears and looked at the more and more Mao girls gathering in front of him. He lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, rubbing their heads: "Don't worry~ The village chief will definitely help you kidnap the boy back. If you can't kidnap me, I'll lie to you!" Is there anyone in this world who has more pure love and more stupidity than my male compatriots? He looked up at the bright starry sky. It was time to introduce the best domestic blood and transform Slavic!