On the first day of the book, Lin Qingxuan, a master of level 1 metaphysics, was about to pull out the oxygen tube of his vegetative husband and run away.
Unexpectedly, the "eating melon system" in my mind rang loudly: [Drip! The best purple humanoid universal charger has been detected!
Lin Qingxuan decisively pushed back the half-pulled out tube, and tightly hugged the richest man's eight-pack abs and refused to let go: "Oh my god! This is not a vegetative state, this is my exclusive power bank!"
The fake rich man occupies the magpie's nest and wants to harm her? The best relatives came to her house and forced her to become a widow? The villain is a seasoned man who fights arrogantly?
Lin Qingxuan sneered, took out the payment QR code with his backhand and slapped it in the villain's face: "V, I'll give you 500,000, and I'll protect your family's lives. No credit will be given!"
At a celebrity dinner party, she transformed into the number one paparazzi in the Beijing circle, shocking the world and shattering the views of wealthy families;
When the Lin family prayed for blessings, she drove an excavator to physically push down the ancestral graves, and brought the ancestors to teach them how to be human by pretending to be corpses;
During the metaphysics exam, she took the cyber Taoist priests to use iPads to draw talismans and drones to set up formations, and led thousands of ghosts to fight the Landlord, which shocked the entire internet!
Until one day, Bo Yanchen, who was in a vegetative state and was forced to "physically wear stickers" every day, finally couldn't pretend anymore.
He opened his eyes suddenly, gritted his teeth and pushed the money-grubbing female gangster into the corner: "Ten thousand dollars for touching your abdominal muscles and one hundred thousand for a forced kiss. Master Lin, how much do you owe me?"
Lin Qingxuan tightened his grip on his wallet: "If you're not sure, you won't need any money, but if you're sure, you have to call me daddy!"
The richest man laughed angrily, turning his back on the guest and deepening the life-saving kiss: "I don't lack a father, I just lack a wife. I am hired by the country, and I can only give you the yang energy in this life!"
[The shady money-obsessed boss × the self-guided wife-protecting maniac]
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