The Jokes About the Civil and Military Theories of the Manchu Dynasty Were Translated into Classical Chinese by Me

Shen Wan, the most disciplined noblewoman in Shengjing City, feels that the world has gone crazy recently. The Chief Assistant shouted "Shuan Q" in the court every day, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was always "Zun Du Fake Du", and even her most dignified sister-in-law was chanting "Jue Jue Zi". Fortunately, she picked up a magical earring, which automatically translated these "nonsense" into beautiful ancient Chinese. "Shuan Q" was translated as "I wish my liver and brains would be wiped out, and I would die", and "Zun Du Fake Du" became "Is this true? I am so relieved to be alone." So, faced with a group of travelers who were getting nervous every day, Shen Wan, with red eyes and brains, created a tragic drama in which he endured humiliation and endured humiliation. Not only did he cooperate with them with tears in his eyes, but he also often extended the warmth of the indigenous people. Finally one day, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty discovered that this beautiful native daughter was not only a great person, but also a perfect match for all their ridiculous behaviors! "She understands us so well! Come on, spoil her to the heavens!" Faced with the enthusiastic pursuit of everyone, Shen Wan shivered: You big guys who bear the hatred of the country and the family, why do you give me a bunch of hidden weapons called "milk tea"?