I traveled through time and dressed as Malfoy's stupid henchman, Gregory Goyle.
The good news is that I have my own "Otaku Magician Self-Defense System". I just want to stay safe until I graduate.
But the Sorting Hat shouted "Gryffindor!" And I became the joke of the whole school.
Malfoy regarded me as a traitor and secretly forced me to become a spy;
My classmates from the Lion School looked at me like I was looking at a troll cub;
Dumbledore's smile sent shivers down my spine.
I could only hide in the bed with three locks, secretly practice magic and modify the safe house under the eyes of the Harry trio.
Until that day, Malfoy asked me to curse Harry, and the system suddenly popped up:
[Option A: Execute the order and gain proficiency in black magic (consequence: destroyed by the protagonist)]
[Option B: Surrender on the spot and enter Azkaban (consequence: being kissed by a dementor)]
[Option C: Pretend to be slippery and use the levitating spell to make Malfoy's pants disappear]
... I decisively chose C.
