I have died three times. Would you like to hear the story of how I rose again? Light an incense stick, and let me tell it at my own pace.
This time, I won't cultivate immortality or vie for supremacy. The data center is my body, cloud services are my divine powers. Incense offerings are traffic, and traffic is everything.
When the entire world of swords and sorcery is using my “CloudChat,” the gods finally realize they have to play by my rules.