I died suddenly while working overtime, and I traveled to heaven as an HR person!
Others cultivate immortality and seek immortality, while I work on KPIs in heaven.
Sun Wukong lies flat and dies? If the KPI for subduing demons is not up to standard, he will be directly demoted to the mortal world as a security guard!
Yue Lao randomly pulls red strings? The divorce rate is too high, performance will be cleared, and employees will be suspended for self-reflection!
Are the Eight Immortals drunk and fishing? The output of flat peaches is at the bottom, all salaries will be deducted, and they will go to work in the mortal world!
The gods were dissatisfied: "You, a mortal, are not worthy of taking charge of us?"
I showed the Jade Emperor's imperial edict and sneered:
"From today on, I have the final say in heaven. If you can't complete the performance, you will all come down to earth to experience 996!"
Let's look at ordinary human HR. One hand has a performance chart and the other has the power of life and death.
Rectify the gods of the three realms and overturn the heaven!
