I died from overwork and transmigrated into the Heavenly Court's HR department!
While everyone else cultivates immortality, I manage KPIs in Heaven.
Sun Wukong wants to lie flat and slack off? His demon-slaying KPIs are below target, so he's demoted to the mortal realm to work as a security guard!
The Matchmaker keeps tying the wrong red threads? The divorce rate is through the roof, so his performance score is wiped and he's suspended for reflection!
The Eight Immortals are drinking on the job and slacking off? Peach production is at the bottom, so their salaries are docked and they're sent down to the mortal realm to work the assembly line!
The gods protest: "Who are you, a mere mortal, to manage us?"
I hold up the Jade Emperor's decree and sneer:
"From today on, I call the shots in Heaven. Miss your targets, and you'll all be sent down to the mortal realm to experience the 996 grind!"
Watch as a mortal HR manager, armed with a performance review sheet in one hand and the power of life and death in the other,
whips the gods of the Three Realms into shape and pushes Heaven into overdrive!
