Dai Xia was once a tactical genius of the special forces, nicknamed "Humanoid Plug-in". After retiring, he worked as a landlord, but something happened to the house he rented out. The tenants were either hacked or poisoned, and the corpses even had special effects from martial arts movies.
The police came to the door and said: "Mr. Dai, on average, 1.7 People die in your building every month, which is more dangerous than a haunted house."
I clicked on the second-hand platform: "The haunted house is for sale at a low price and comes with a complete set of noise reduction and dehumidification equipment. It has been consecrated by a Taoist priest."
Until one day, a swordsman with a broken arm carried a coffin and lived next door to me. He said, "Young hero, you have the aftertaste of the 'Bi Luo Xin Fa' in you."
Me: "Brother, I practice martial arts boxing and microwave-heated quick-frozen buns."
Since then, my rental building has turned into a nursing home for gangsters: the former drug king who knows how to use poison steals my takeout every day, the dexterous thief hangs his underwear on my balcony in the middle of the night, and the old man who is known as the "best swordsman in the world" squats in the corridor and plays chess on the WiFi.
And I, a retired special forces soldier, was forced to use counter-sniper tactics to catch flower pickers, use CQB indoor close combat theory to solve secret room murder cases, and use psychological warfare to extract confessions from martial arts demons.
The most outrageous thing is that they all say that I am a martial arts leader who has lost his memory.
I touched the sweatshirt I just bought for 99 yuan with free shipping: "Have you ever seen alliance leaders wearing Pinduoduo styles?"
This is a hilarious crime-solving story in which the thinking of special forces collides with martial arts. It is self-deprecating, slap-in-the-face, and anti-routine throughout. There is no system or harem, only a group of old and crooked masters and an unlucky protagonist who wants to sell his house.
