The whole internet is betting that top-tier star Shen Xiu will never fall in love.
Then, without warning, he announces his marriage. His bride is Lin Zhixia, an ordinary woman no one has ever heard of.
Netizens: ???
But even before the announcement, Lin Zhixia had gotten itchy fingers after registering the marriage and secretly posted a photo of their red marriage certificate on her private Weibo account, captioned:
“What’s it like to marry an award-winning actor? Asking online. Please reply soon!”
The post made a small splash and shot onto the trending list. The comments were full of jokes:
“Nice editing skills, sis. Put me in the next one.”
“Thanks, sis. My dream-material collection has a new update.”
“You wouldn’t be this drunk if you’d had even one peanut.”
Not a single person believed the certificate was real.
It wasn’t until Shen Xiu made the news public himself that the entire internet exploded:
The supposedly joke-posting account really had married the top-tier star himself.
Other people chase stars from behind a screen. She chased hers and ended up sleeping right beside him.
What’s it like to marry Shen Xiu?
Probably something like this:
He holds her hand on the red carpet, stands up for her at award ceremonies, and even the trending topics help him shower her with affection.
It turns out the ultimate kind of devotion really can make you so sweet you lose control.
