[Metaphysics + Two Realms Live Broadcast + Milk Dumplings + Dimensionality Reduction Strike + Hilarious No CP]
Three-and-a-half-year-old Lingya was so hungry that she took a bite of the family heirloom jade pendant and accidentally connected to the modern holographic live broadcast room! While others ate tree bark in ancient barren years, she happily gnawed the fried chicken legs dropped by modern water friends in the ruined temple! While others relied on magic to get rid of demons, she took out a high-power Dyson vacuum cleaner and a pink excavator to teach the ancient villains how to be a new person!
The Great Sheng Dynasty suffered from natural disasters year after year, and people died of hunger everywhere. Lingya rubbed her hands cutely at the camera: "Brother, can I exchange a truckload of sweet potatoes for a fortune?" The next second, a mountain of modern high-yielding sweet potatoes costing ten yuan a sack was piled up, and the victims of the ancient disaster knelt down and called out to their little ancestors. The county magistrate set fire to the village? The strawberry-flavored ibuprofen for children cured the illness, and Hyundai Heavy Industries was called to air-deliver a large water pump. The fake saint in the capital lets hundreds of ghosts walk at night? Lingya took out the solar mine exhaust fan: "Vicious old aunt, Yaya will give you a blowjob for free today!" She even dug up the tomb of the founding emperor, and faced the invulnerable thousand-year-old Fei Zong, she silently took out an "Electronic Twisted Cactus" that could learn to speak, and directly controlled the audience!
Just when the Dasheng Dynasty was turned upside down by her, the entire modern network went completely crazy. The old academician of the national team stared at the broken stone that Lingya casually used as the nine-piece nine-blind box, and burst into tears: "Pass the country's jade seal! Even with all the efforts of the country, we must pamper our little ancestor!"
When the tyrant emperor, the richest man in modern times, and the thousand-year-old ghost king fought over each other to become the "number one male mother". But Lingya touched her round belly and sighed: "Uncles, stop fighting. Whoever buys Yaya a strawberry cake, Yaya will take him to cultivate immortality!"
