Three and a Half Years Old, and I’ve Plucked the Immortal Realm Bald

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“You guys don't want me anymore?”

Three-and-a-half-year-old Tangtang sits on the ruins of the Immortal Realm, with immortals sprawled all around her.

The old Immortal Lords beg her to go to the mortal world and be born into a good family.

Tangtang pulls out her little notebook. “Fine, but I'm not going for nothing.

Grandpa Pill Lord's pills, Auntie Heyun's ancient zither, Auntie Biquan's spirit spring...

And the Emperor's chair. I'm taking all of it.”

On the way to be reborn, she drives the celestial official mad, and he kicks her onto the wrong path.

Tangtang lands in a mass grave, where she finds the mother fate has chosen for her: an embroiderer whose engagement was broken off.

“Don't cry, Mommy. I'm here to protect you.”

She helps her mother open a shop, slaps scoundrels in the face, and claims a God of War as her new dad.

Then a traitor from the Immortal Realm shows up and calls himself her “fiance”...

Tangtang regains her memories and smiles. “You probably don't know who I am.”