There are countless terrible books, but none can compare to the divine art of sampling every poison! Men’s fiction and women’s fiction? Nothing beats god-tier fiction! Romance! Idiocy! Face-slapping! Love stories! Madness! The extraordinary descends! Neurosis! Bizarre brain-cell-killing nonsense! Showboating and face-slapping! Feel-good fiction! Systems! Reborn! Domineering CEOs! There’s so much more, but I won’t bother listing it all!
This novel aspires to be one gloriously awful, super-invincible, tomato-flavored king of poison! Come give it a taste! (Fun!)
