I'm Just a Melon-Eater, Why Did I Arrest Them All?

[No heroine + Laoliu funny + Everything eats melon + Live criminal investigation] Lin Que awakened the [All Things Eat Melon System] and could understand the voices of all objects in the world. While others can judge by fortune-telling, he relies solely on items to reveal information. The aloof goddess even wore her brand-name bag and screamed like crazy: "Help! She hasn't washed her feet for three months, and my stomach is full of original smelly socks!" The goddess logged out of her account overnight. The No. 1 Brother on the list was in a row, and the big gold chain was reporting: "Hurry up and call the police! This grandson buried the body in a load-bearing wall. He is a Class A wanted criminal!" A reward of 500,000 yuan was offered. The fake master continued to win, and the century-old Taomu Jian suddenly sang "Balala Little Demon Fairy". When the master was carried into the ambulance, he was still shouting, "The sky is bright and the earth is bright". Within a few days, people from the 1st to the 10th on the list lined up to wear silver bracelets, and the murderers of all the unsolved cases on the network were sent to the police one by one. The water friend collapsed: "I asked you to tell fortunes, but you turned the live broadcast room into "Today's Statement"?!" Lin Que spread his hands and said, "My name is Lin Que, and I am a man of five elements. I really don't understand metaphysics. I'm just an ordinary melon-eating citizen." "By the way, that brother Lianmai just now, there is more than one load-bearing wall in your house. Say my name for a 20% discount, WeChat or Alipay?"