I’m going to die if I don’t lose my virginity by the time I’m eighteen. It all goes back to the day I was born. I was destined to be a qilin, but that night I was cursed, and the villagers nearly beat me to death. To give me a chance at a normal life, Grandpa made a deal with a white snake...
From then on, I became a feng shui master!
The living fear me, and the dead fear me even more!
