Beast Taming: All My Pokemon Are Memes

[There’s a System, but it’s not very useful] [I found a novel inside a meme]

Lin Yuan transmigrates into a beast-taming world. After waiting eighteen years, he can finally claim his first spirit and set out on the path to becoming a legendary trainer.

Then he’s left dumbfounded.

The three starter species aren’t the familiar Water, Fire, and Grass types. They’re Little Knife Shield, Hat White Cat, and Meme Kid.

What do you mean Little Knife Shield can evolve into Deep Blue Shield Dog if it puts down its knife, into Swordsman Dog if it puts down its shield, and into Devilish Muscle Dog if it gives up its weapons altogether?

Hat White Cat becomes Big-Belly Meow after eating itself fat? And if it gets so overweight that it exceeds the weight limit, it’s called a Mega Evolution and renamed Goodson Meow?

Meme Kid picks up a basketball and becomes Labor if he plays well, but turns into Pigeon Pigeon if he plays badly?

He steps outside and sees Bird Beast Beast standing on the bridge, while a Mighty Bug lies on the ground.

A quick search online reveals the Eight Masters, Four Heavenly Kings, and over a hundred gyms. The lineup is impressive.

Then he looks at the spirits in the gym leaders’ hands: Martial Old Cat, Giant-Eating Good Meow, Big Dog Chew Chew, Evil Teddy, and Banana Bro.

666! An all-star lineup!

Lin Yuan smiles, not because he finds it amusing, but because he’s completely out of options...