My name is Shao Bi, the legitimate daughter of the Hou family. My biggest ideal is to be a rice bug, sleep until I wake up naturally every day, and antagonize my stepmother and concubine. As a result, God may have thought that I was too idle, so he first let my father be falsely accused of corruption, then caused famine in the entire capital, and finally threw me to an ice-faced uncle to escape the famine.
There is no system, no golden fingers, just a mouth that keeps complaining. Others are fleeing for land and crying, but my escape is like a wilderness survival variety show. At the same time, my uncle recognizes wild vegetables, arranges distribution, and fights against corrupt officials. I originally thought this was a survival show, but who would have thought that the ice-faced guy actually laughed and said, "Shao Bi, you look like a fried rabbit when you curse."
Fuck you! This lady is a serious lady, not your stress-relieving toy.
But... The way he secretly left some dry food for me was a bit handsome, the way he shielded me from the knife was a bit heartwarming, the way he said "I want to marry you" with red ears——
Yes, this lady is in trouble.
Later, a group of scumbags and bitches came to kill me. I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to go into battle myself, but the emperor stopped me and said, "Stand back and watch my performance."
This is the hilarious promotion story of a social terrorist (social terrorist) lady who transformed from a famine refugee into an official boss, and by the way kidnapped an emperor's uncle as her husband.