I'm Pretending to Be an Immortal, and the Three Realms Beg Me to Roll a Little Bit

Demining: The writing is not good, please forgive me, I love you. Traveling through the world of immortality, Lin Xian found himself falling into an involution hell that was more terrifying than "996". The monks here practice eighteen hours a day and compete to see who sleeps less; The alchemist here refines the elixir into dregs to save medicinal materials, and euphemistically calls it "efficiency innovation"; The sword cultivators here draw their swords at crazy speeds, but they forget that the sword is used to kill enemies. As a programmer who died suddenly in his previous life, Lin Xian just wanted to lie down: "Whoever likes to cultivate can do it. I'll take a nap first." Until he activated the [anti-involution system]—— While others were practicing their swordsmanship hard, he took a nap under a tree and woke up with great sword skills; While others were refining elixirs and frying them in the furnace, he was simmering sweet potatoes over slow fire, and the fragrance of the best elixirs wafted out of the pot; While others were fighting for resources, he was grilling fish in a cave and unexpectedly picked up the inheritance of the ancient Xiaoyao sect. The eldest brother of the sect angrily scolded: "You are so lazy, are you worthy of the title of cultivating an immortal?!" Lin Xian yawned: "Isn't cultivating immortality just for not cultivating immortality?" Later—— The thousand-year catastrophe has come, the devil has invaded, and the scroll kings have become possessed. Lin Xian stretched and walked out of the cave, followed by a group of junior brothers and sisters who had been "disciplined" by him. They were sleepy-eyed and yawning, carrying grilled fish and chessboards in their hands. The Demon Lord looked at this group of people who had no "consciousness of cultivating immortals" and suddenly felt uneasy: "Aren't you... Nervous?" Lin Xian rubbed his sleepy eyes, and the law of heaven appeared behind him, followed by all kinds of magic: "Why are you nervous? It's time to eat and sleep." "After all-" "I'm already invincible in the three realms just by showing off."