I’m the Strongest Across All Realms, but the System Cheated Me from the Start

After transmigrating into the cultivation world as its most good-for-nothing menial disciple, Su Chen awakened the strongest System.

But the System glitched: it put every skill point into his “comedy” attribute.

From then on, Su Chen was stuck cultivating by telling jokes.

An enemy tried to kill him, but one deadpan joke left them laughing until they could barely breathe.

When the demon clan invaded, a stand-up routine made a million-strong demon army laugh until it surrendered.

When the Heavenly Dao tried to erase him, he put on a comedy show that left even the Heavenly Dao at a loss for words.

And somehow, one heavenly maiden after another came knocking:

“Su Chen, tell me one more joke and I’ll marry you!”

“No way. I’m a serious person… unless you laugh first.”

“Hahaha… You win.”

Su Chen: “System, did I get the wrong script?”

System: “Host, your ‘Humor’ stat has surpassed the limit of the Myriad Worlds. Please keep up the good work.”

Su Chen: “…So where’s my sword?”

System: “Who needs a sword? You’re a walking fountain of joy.”