Farewell My Concubine? No, Xiang Yu Restarts After Seeing the Comments

My name is Xiang Yu, the Hegemon-King of Western Chu, and in a moment I’ll be meeting my end by the Wu River.

But just before I drew my sword to kill myself, a stream of strange words suddenly floated before my eyes:

[Group photo up front!]

[Hegemon, don’t kill yourself! Cross the river and head east!]

[Hegemon, don’t be rash! You’re the best! No, the greatest!]

[@Liu Bang, get lost, you bastard!]

I had no idea what “bullet comments” were, but I knew that this bunch of “helpful netizens” claiming to come from more than two thousand years in the future seemed more reliable than my adoptive father, Fan Zeng.

They told me not to kill myself, saying I was “the fiercest man in all history.”

They told me not to trust a man named Li Zuoju, saying he was a spy.

They even drew me strange blueprints for things called “blast furnaces” and “saddles.”

So I decided not to die. I crossed the river with Yu Ji and my eight hundred men.

Later, I used the methods these “godlike netizens” taught me to grind Liu Bang into the dirt.

After that, I became the founding emperor of a new dynasty.

On the day of my coronation, I gazed at a screen full of “Hegemon, charge!” and “Showering you with flowers,” and fell into deep thought:

By the way, can we ban the guy who keeps posting “Yu Ji is my wife”?