Stop Acting! You’re Really Empresses?!

[Historical What-If + Multiple Heroines + Empress Love Triangle Showdowns + Gap Moe + Hilarious Power Fantasy]

(Warning: These empresses can not only make money, but also act cute, and even… want to have your baby?)

Li Ming, a top programmer, downloaded an “immersive murder-mystery roleplay” app to ease his anxiety about going bald from working 996.

To unwind, he played life coach to a few online friends who were “too deep in character” every day:

He taught “Chang’an Moonlight” how to force her father to rebel;

He taught “Big Feet” the secrets of farming;

He advised “Jialuo” on how to turn her husband, Yang Jian, into a puppet.

Li Ming chuckled to himself: The players these days are amazing actors. They play these murder mysteries like they’re real!

Until one day, he was completely stunned:

The online friend who called herself “Chang’an Moonlight” stood outside his office building in a dragon robe, with an army of thousands behind her;

“Big Feet,” who sent him “local specialties” every day, had actually become a renowned empress and wanted to give him an heir;

And the aloof, proud “Jialuo” hacked into his computer and left a domineering message: “Mr. Ming, you can’t get away from me.”

Li Ming broke down. “Stop pretending! You’re all real empresses?!”

Even more absurdly, the three empresses started a showdown in the real world to fight over who had the rights to him.

Li Erfeng: “Mr. Ming is mine. The rest of you, stand down!”

Zhu Xiuying: “Brother Ming is my lucky star. Whoever tries to take him gets kicked!”

Dugu Jialuo: “I rule my empire. As for Mr. Ming, he can only belong to me.”

Watching the three empresses fight over him, Li Ming wanted to cry.

“I’m just a programmer who wants to get off work on time! Stay away from me. I really don’t want to be anyone’s ‘imperial consort’!”