In troubled times, human life is like grass and grass, and wild dogs are fat on Changle Hill.
Li Changan took a black iron shovel and a golden abacus and started a dead business.
He awakened the "Ji Dao Corpse Collection System" and started a dead business. Just look at the deposit, not where you came from! As long as the money is enough, I will save you the body of the demon and bury the remains of the fairy. What? Not dead? You have to pay more, and I will be in charge of killing and burying you!
Until one day, the Demon Cult Empress was seriously injured and dying, falling from the sky and hitting Li Changan's mass grave.
The empress vomited blood and prayed: "Save me... I am the Demon Lord, and I can grant you endless glory..."
Li Changan dug a hole with no expression on his face, kicked her in, and began to fill it with soil.
"Sorry, the business of living people is too troublesome. I only make money from dead people."
"Wait! I'll offer you one billion top-quality spiritual stones! Buy my life!"
Li Changan stopped filling the soil with his hand, and instantly put on a gentle smile. He took out the golden abacus from his waist and said: "Half deposit, no credit. Besides, you only have half a life left, so I give you a 20% discount. Do you need an extra package for the cremation of your enemy?"
Reader comments
It's a shame, it's well written and humorous. I just can't get around the biting of my finger.
It's a shame, it's well written and humorous. I just can't get around the biting of my finger.