Ji Tiao transformed into Xiaoqi, a member of the Imperial Guard on death row, and was beheaded three days later.
The jailer said: The empress only keeps loyal dogs, and if they don't obey, they will be killed.
He didn't want to be a dead dog, so he turned the tables with a few words and became the empress's new dog.
Solving crimes, ransacking homes, making gunpowder, pushing banknotes - he was good at it all.
The more the empress looked at her, the more she liked her: "My harem is in need of a caretaker."
Ji Pi: "... I just want to be a good dog, why do I think I am an imperial husband?"
God, please put me back on death row!
