My name is Shao Bi, an ordinary two-dimensional otaku girl. My biggest dream is to lie down and chase fans. Who knew that one day I would wake up with a "past life memory" in my mind - I was actually a big devil in the martial arts world? Also known as "one sword breaks all laws"? But the problem is, I can't even unscrew the bottle cap now!
What's even more outrageous is that the world I live in has quietly turned into a hodgepodge of variety comics: a primary school student with glasses transferred from the next class (don't ask me why I'm still in primary school), the owner of the ramen shop at the school gate has a fox dog, and the ghostly scream of "Swastika" comes from the back mountain from time to time... Everyone thinks I am a hidden boss, but I am obviously just a coward.
Martial arts in previous lives? Yes, but every time you use it, you will die randomly (for example, if you use sword energy and your pants fall off). Enemies from previous lives? They are here too, all of them are in the advanced stage of the second disease. It must be said that I owe them 800 lives. What's even more embarrassing is that a mysterious organization is targeting me, saying that I am the "key to the rift in time and space." I, Shao Bi, just want to say: You have found the wrong person! I was a scapegoat in my previous life, but in this life I just want to be a salted fish!
But there is no other way. In order to save my life, I can only complain and use half-baked martial arts to solve various weird incidents. There is no system, no golden fingers, it all relies on one mouth and crooked reasoning. In my eyes, all martial arts masters and anime protagonists are just fake netizens. No CP, no love, focus on comedy and slap in the face - although every time slap in the face, I slap myself first.
This is the hilarious daily life of a cowardly two-dimensional girl who is forced to "pretend" in the comic world. Welcome to complain with me.
