The System Makes Me Do Square Dancing, and I Become a Workplace Superstar

I transmigrated into the life of a corporate wage slave and bound myself to the [Ridiculous Life System].

Task A: Go to the park at three in the morning and lead the aunties in their square dance. Reward: one million in cash.

Task B: Knock out a knife-wielding criminal with a slipper. Reward: god-tier combat skills.

I wanted to refuse, but the System's punishment was... dancing to "Love You" in front of everyone. Now the trending topics across the city are all about my sultry dance moves. My boss watches the security footage and silently gives me a raise. "Please, just stay away from the company, you shameless show-off."