How can you make one flatbread last three days? How can you secretly write in the detention cell?
How can you finish a new chapter while Sushang chases you down to hack you to pieces?
Hu Xiaoli teaches from personal experience, but don't try this at home!
Huohuo: “Can you act normal for once?!”
Sushang: “Hu Xiaoli! You're posting on the bulletin board again!”
Guinaifen: “I'll give you 30% of the royalties!”
There's no time to mourn.
Up next:
A lifetime VIP of the Luofu detention cell
A nine-time champion of the Earth-Balance Commission's fine leaderboard
The Artisanship Commission's furnace-tear harvester
The one who gave the entire heliobus community PTSD
Drove off the heliobus leader by reciting literature all by herself
Wrote the Iron Fist of Sushang trilogy with one hand
Made Fu Xuan of the Divination Commission secretly divine, “Will she dare do it again?”
Made a Ten-Lords Commission judge secretly collect her Flatbread
MVP of the battle for control of the Exalting Sanctum bulletin board
She is
No health bar, just a flatbread progress bar
No lifespan limit, just “I'll do it again next time”
Chased by Sushang for three hundred streets and still not caught
Owes HuoHuo eight hundred refills of lamp oil and still hasn't paid her back
Grandmaster of absurdist literature
The Luofu's greatest fanfic writer
Hu · Little Lady · Li!
