One Piece: You Said You’d Take It Easy, but You Secretly Took Over the World

[Transmigration] [Behind the Scenes] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Wrecking the Original Story]

Lin Yi opens his eyes to find himself on Hachinosu, where the System tells him to be an "ordinary merchant."

He nods. "Sure, sure, I'll slack off and lie flat."

Then he turns around and tricks young Kaido into becoming his underling with a lollipop;

Gets Whitebeard in his debt with a barbecue meal;

And, while passing through God Valley, "accidentally" trips and knocks Rocks over.

Roger: "Boss Lin, do you think I should become the Pirate King?"

Lin Yi, making tea: "Don't ask me. I'm just an information broker."

Many years later...

During the Paramount War, the Three Admirals gang up on Luffy.

Lin Yi walks by and sighs. "Young people these days don't fight fair."

With one slap, he sends Marine Headquarters into the sea.

The whole place falls silent.

He scratches his head. "Ahem, I just bought a high-tech weapon, and it misfired."

Imu jolts awake on the throne. "Who's controlling the world?"

Lin Yi smiles and raises a hand. "Me. I'm an ordinary merchant, part-time world administrator."

"Oh, right. You still owe me five cents from eight hundred years ago. Pay up."