The Immortal Emperor and His Baby: Latiao Deceives the Three Realms

After cultivating immortals for thousands of years, the Chu River tore through the void and returned to the earth. On the day of his arrival, global satellites monitored the terrifying scene of him physically crossing the universe and crushing meteorites with his bare hands! The world's top leaders trembled, and the wealthy families knelt down to greet them, thinking that the end of the world was coming. However, this forbidden being didn't even look at them. He turned around and ran to hold a parent-teacher conference for his niece. In order to give his niece the best life, Chuhe joined a "Chat Group for Immortals of the Three Realms". Monkey King: "Great Master, do you still have the magical water called 'Ice Coke' that you distributed? I will give you seventy-two transformations in exchange for it!" Taishang Laojun: "This pack of immortal treasures called 'Weilong Latiao' actually contains the law of fire of such a great master? I am willing to buy ten packs with the Nine Turns Golden Pill!" Nezha: "Boss, let me play another game of Honor of Kings. Can Hot Wheels be used as skates for your little cute kid?" As a result, the most terrifying existence in the world lived a life of raising babies by squeezing alien gods to death with his left hand and fooling gods and Buddhas all over the sky with snacks with his right hand. A certain chaebol villain said: "Don't mess with that man! The dog his niece was riding swallowed a nuclear submarine in one gulp yesterday!"