In the third year of Zhenguan, the Turks repeatedly moved southward.
Ye Yuhang, who traveled through the Tang Dynasty, did not seek fame, but took over the mountains at the border and became the king. He used the system to build a "Black Wind City" full of guns and crushed by industry, and became a warlord outside the Great Wall who was feared by the Turks!
One day when he went out of the city, he snatched back a stunning refugee who fainted from hunger: "She looks good, take her back to the city and become the wife of the village!"
Princess Li Lizhi of Changle, who concealed her identity, thought she had fallen into a devil's cave and planned to bite her tongue and commit suicide.
But not long after, she was shocked: This bandit's den contained white flour steamed buns, potatoes and beef? The city soldiers wore fine steel armor, and were armed with fire guns that could kill enemies from a thousand steps away? Even the poems that the bandit leader recited out of his mouth were astonishing to the great scholars of the day!
Changle was completely devastated: "What's the point of being a princess of Tang Dynasty? I want to be the boss lady of Black Wind City!"
Two years later, the Turks moved southward, and Li Shimin personally conquered the country and was trapped to death.
Ye Yuhang became a beauty in anger and led five thousand musketeers down to earth to smash a hundred thousand Turkic cavalry!
The rescued Li Shimin concealed his identity and entered Black Wind City. He wanted to spend a lot of money to buy the firearms blueprints, but was tricked by Ye Yuhang into losing his underwear.
Just as Li Shimin was gritting his teeth, he suddenly saw his precious daughter Changle, whom he thought had died at the border, holding tea and helping the bandit count the money he had cheated!
Li Shimin broke the defense on the spot: "My sweet little cotton-padded jacket was not only stolen by the bandits, but also helped the bandits extort my treasury?!"
Awesome, awesome, awesome