Slacking Off on Variety Shows, I Make Underworld Executives Beg Me to Boost Their Performance

[In her previous life, washed-up celebrity Shen Yin was vilified online until she jumped off a building. In this life, she passes the civil service exam and becomes a government employee in the underworld! When her performance sinks to the bottom of the rankings and she faces a deduction from her lifespan, the Judge kicks her back to the mortal realm. Now she's returning to show business on a salary, chasing KPIs while getting access to the underworld's exclusive VIP service: stand-ins for Black and White Impermanence.]

[A scumbag movie star mocks her on a dating show, calling her useless and hoping to step on her to build his image? Shen Yin summons a Black Impermanence stand-in and swings a mourning staff through the talent show, performing an intangible cultural heritage act that leaves the whole internet amazed! A tea-loving heiress hires online trolls to accuse her of slacking off? White Impermanence possesses her and goes on a vicious exposé, digging up irrefutable proof that the heiress is raising a child ghost. The whole internet watches a live exorcism, and her haters are so scared they line up all night to kowtow and beg for protection.]

[As her KPIs soar, her underworld superiors start to panic. Even the Ten Kings of Hell send her late-night messages: “Our ancestor, you've caught every evil spirit in the entertainment industry! The underworld is running out of room! And that aloof top-tier star you forcibly kissed is actually... the Emperor himself!”]