Lin Bei, a 996 social animal, died suddenly.
Before he died, he remembered one thing - he was Taoist Hongjun, Pangu was his younger brother, and Sanqing was the worst class he had ever led.
And then, alas, he lived again.
Keep paying off the mortgage.
Until three old men pried open the door of his house——
Taishang Laojun knelt down and handed over the elixir: "Tao Ancestor, merit and interest."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "Let me search for souls!"
Leader of Tongtian: "Taozu, Pinduoduo, help me chop! It's only 0.01!"
Lin Bei: "Frog Qu, you guys are coming as soon as I wake up. Is this appropriate?"
Sanqing hugged his head and cried: "Heavenly Court is bankrupt! The Jade Emperor has run away! He has lost three trillion yuan! He can't even pay the electricity bill of Lingxiao Palace!"
Lin Bei looked at his Huabei bill.
Negative six thousand.
He smiled.
"Okay. Let me do a live broadcast to bring goods."
Three days later, a certain video "Heavenly Selection" was launched——
Taishang Laojun shed tears and sold out in 0.3 Seconds.
Yuanshi Tianzun shouted "321 link" with a dark face, and Fan Tianyin was sold like a paperweight.
The leader of Tongtian Cult showed off his skills by flying with his sword. His sword energy split the wall and deducted all his commissions.
Western religions plan to organize ten carnivals to ruin the scene.
Lin Bei held a Coke in his mouth: "When will you pay back the 120 million you owe to the Western Church? If you don't pay back, the Eight Treasures Merit Pool will cost you 9 yuan and 99 free shipping."
Instant withdrawal.
The barrage exploded: Who is this guy wearing a plaid shirt? !
Lin Bei raised his lips and asked, "Who am I? Hongjun Daozu."
Haha, it's interesting anyway, it's just for fun, no other meaning, please forgive me.
