After Divorcing the God of War, I Farmed with My Child and Became a Legend

Lin Shu, an overworked corporate drone who collapsed at her desk, opened her eyes and found herself in another world.

She’d become the cannon-fodder ex-wife of the war god hero in an old-school tragic romance.

From the start, she was in a mass grave, gravely wounded and close to death, with three hungry dependents in tow: two biological children and a younger brother who wasn’t hers by blood.

In the novel, the original owner was madly in love, made a scene at every turn, and eventually died a tragic death alongside the three children.

To that, the short-tempered office drone Lin Shu had this to say: Thanks, but no thanks. Even dogs don’t date. I just want to make money and lie flat!

That ex-husband rumored to have “died in battle”? He had to be alive! She’d dig him out, demand an exorbitant child-support payment, then retire and enjoy her golden years!

So she took the three little ones on a thousand-mile quest to find their “dad.”

Relatives show up to seize the family property? One swing of a stick, break their legs, and toss them out!

Thugs try to rob them on the road? She turns the tables and robs them blind, right down to their underwear!

No money for food? Easy! She turns a barren mountain into paradise, fills the fields and granaries with crops, and makes food so delicious it has the whole region drooling!

After fighting her way through every obstacle, she finally finds her powerful ex-husband, only to discover he’s the Prince of Zhenbei, a feared man with power over the entire court!

Lin Shu’s eyes light up. She shoves the three adorable kids forward. “Your Highness, here are your children. Please settle the child support!”

She thought she could take the money and leave, free to roam the world.

But the man who killed without batting an eye turned red-eyed and pulled her tightly into his arms. His voice was hoarse. “My lady, stop messing around. I’m taking you all home.”

Lin Shu: “???”

This isn’t how the story goes! I only wanted to get his money and run, not get tangled up in this myself!