Xu Mu, 45, unemployed and middle-aged, had achieved one thing above all else: he knew how to lie flat.
One day, he woke up transmigrated into Wu Ji Tian Xia, the high-martial-arts novel he’d followed for eight years, as a 16-year-old high school freshman.
The good news: He was 29 years younger, with no more aching back or sore legs.
The bad news: The world was full of martial artists who could smash rocks with their fists and walk on air, while he was just an invisible nobody in an ordinary class.
Fortunately, the [Lie Flat Sign-In System] came online just in time.
Daily sign-ins made him stronger, and he could temper his body while lying down.
The quest list was downright bizarre:
“Sing ‘The Lonely Warrior’ in front of the whole school. Reward: one Marrow-Cleansing Pill.”
“Tell Liu Mei, the top student in your grade, ‘Your hair looks like a bird’s nest today.’ Reward: movement technique fragment.”
Xu Mu: “I’m a 45-year-old uncle. Don’t I get to have some dignity?”
System: “You’re 16 now. You have no dignity.”
And so he began his high-martial-arts routine: laid-back on the surface, secretly outworking everyone else.
He got top techniques for free through sign-ins, while the aloof top student Liu Mei forced him into a “study partnership.”
He thought he could quietly scrape by until the end of the story, but then...
He got caught manipulating his exam scores, was forced into face-slapping showdowns, and even got dragged off by Liu Mei to help when monsters invaded.
Even more absurdly, Liu Mei, the prodigy who only appeared later in the original novel, started smiling at him.
She even made him a lunchbox, though she nearly blew up the kitchen, and invited him to the temple fair, though she forgot to bring money.
A hilarious rebirth story about the soul of a 45-year-old uncle in the body of a 16-year-old boy.
Get stronger through sign-ins, enjoy sweet everyday moments, and laugh through cultivation. One heroine, no angst.
In a high-martial world, the System makes you
It's not funny, and I don't know why it's called a funny system.
Where is Lin Dong? Not coming??