The Hedonist’s Journey

Everyone knows now that under certain conditions, roosters really can lay eggs. But more than thirty years ago, in class, Lu Ze was mocked by every teacher and student for making that claim in his homework. Roosters can't lay eggs. That's common sense. Clumsy Lu, the nickname they gave him, followed him throughout his entire elementary school career. Everyone laughed at him, and eventually it turned into outright bullying. From then on, he became quiet and withdrawn. Then, more than thirty years later, Honkai: Star Rail burst onto the scene, and Aha was born. Their gaze transcended time and space, and they happened to glance his way. And so Lu Ze's journey began. From then on, wherever there was fun to be had, he was there. If the world had no more smiles, he would make people happy himself.

With his mask on, he's Professor X: ever-changing, able to teleport through space and come back to life. With it off, he's Patrick Star, who can only talk to fish. I have no way to contact miHoYo. If this work causes your company any harm, please contact me, and I'll take it down immediately.