The good news: The pilgrimage team has all resigned.
The bad news: The Buddha won’t approve it.
Tang Sanzang: I’m starting a business.
Sun Wukong: I’ve already drafted the lawyer’s letter.
Zhu Bajie: Master ate my popsicle.
Sha Wujing: … (reading a book)
When the Journey to the West meets office politics, and demons start competing to outdo one another
Golden Horn and Silver Horn open an internet cafe, using the Purple-Gold Gourd as Wi-Fi.
Red Boy starts a barbecue joint, roasting lamb kidneys with Samadhi True Fire.
The White Bone Spirit livestreams her sales pitches, breaking ten million in monthly sales.
The Bull Demon King storms the place, only for his son to roast him into silence.
Erlang Shen becomes a city inspector, chasing an old vegetable seller down the street.
And Tang Sanzang is busy writing a business plan.
His goal is to
Acquire Mount Lingshan, restructure the Celestial Court, and bring prosperity to all three realms.
The Buddha: Are you serious?
Tang Sanzang: Amitabha Buddha. This monk never tells a lie.
(He pulls out a resignation letter, a lawyer’s letter, and a business plan, then lands all three in a row.)
The most irreverent Journey to the West fan fiction of the year, bar none.
A must-read for anyone who’s suffered under KPIs.
Warning: The author takes no responsibility for your laugh-induced abs.
