If You Seduce Your Senior, You Have to Become His Wife

[Two male leads + campus + aloof, love-struck top + insecure, wildly imaginative bottom + healing + funny, sweet romance + love triangle drama + devoted, exclusive 1v1]

The bravest thing Xu Yuan had ever done was corner the campus heartthrob, Lin Zhi, and tell him, “I like you.”

Lin Zhi didn’t even raise an eyelid. “Sorry, you’re just not my type.”

In plain English, that meant he wasn’t good-looking.

Xu Yuan touched his face and accepted it. After all, his looks were so unremarkable that he couldn’t even make a ripple in a crowd.

Late one night, feeling emo as he scrolled on his phone, he accidentally tapped a website promising, “Make the person you love fall for you at first sight. Money back if it doesn’t work. Honest service for all ages.”

Xu Yuan: ? Were scammers these days making their websites this ugly, too?

He meant to take a screenshot and mock it on his social media, but his finger slipped and his order went through.

Even more absurdly, the seller insisted on meeting in person, and Xu Yuan actually knew him.

Gu Cheng leaned against a booth in a café and looked Xu Yuan up and down with a cold expression. “You’re the buyer? You?”

Xu Yuan: “...” Thanks. That was insulting.

Xu Yuan thought he’d been scammed and was about to turn and leave, but Gu Cheng grabbed him by the collar and said, expressionless, the words that would change his life: “You’re not ugly.”

And then Xu Yuan’s life started spiraling out of control.

Gu Cheng began appearing in every corner of his life, even telling him what time to go to bed.

Every morning, Gu Cheng’s calls woke Xu Yuan at seven. Every night at eleven, his messages reminded Xu Yuan to go to sleep.

Xu Yuan finally snapped. “Dude, is your after-sales service always this intense?”

Gu Cheng was silent for two seconds. “It’s my job.”